John Green is walking down his patio, and the wooden step breaks, and he falls right through.
The Fault in our Stairs, chapter 1.
John Green is sitting at a pub, having asked for a beer over an hour ago. He still hasn’t received it.
The Fault in our Bars, chapter 1
John Green’s 8th visit to the mechanics this month and his ride is still making a rattling noise
The Fault in our Cars, chapter 1
That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.